It depends on how big your balls are. Mine are larger than my head, so it would take a while before I'm dead.

Don't worry about the Troy achin' nut. We all get that sometimes. Wear boxers or boxer briefs. I'll bet $100 that you wear white (sans skidmarks) Fruit-of-the-Loom standard briefs.

Keep your nuts away from doctors. Doctors will want to chop your nuts off for a fee. They will tell you the worst things they can to sever your sacks.