A man was having trouble with premature ejaculation so he went to the doctor?
who suggested that when he felt the urge to ejaculate, he should startle himself in some way !On his way home, he went into a sports shop and bought a Starting Pistol.Feeling pleased with himself, he raced home and found his wife in bed , naked & ready for him. Very soon they found themselves in the 69 position and in no time he felt the urge to ejaculate and so fired the Starting Pistol!The next morning he revisits the doctor who eagerly asks him how it went !" oh great " says the man, " Just getting going, felt like coming, fired the pistol , the wife sh*t on my face, bit 3 inches off my c*ck and the neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air " !
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